Venturini Baldini Lambrusco dell'Emilia
Price: $19.99
Region: Emilia-Romagna, Italy
Retailer: Whole Foods
This Lambrusco is dry, earthy and prickly. Perfect if you love sparkling but hate sweet. It is crazy dark (talking Steve Brule, sweet berry wine right here) and will stain the shit out of your teeth (unless you're me and you're straight up immune to that shit), and your jeans (I am not immune to spilling shit). Great for starting, and ending, a meal with. Passed the Ross Test, but better in a glass.